Monday, 6 February 2012

Bullet Proof Polos

"This anti-ballistic (bullet proof) polo shirt takes safety to an altogether new level. Designed by Colombian designer Miguel Caballero for his Black Label Collection, which is world renowned "high-security fashion." High profile clients include action hero Steven Seagal, King Abdullah of Jordan, President Hugo Chavez of Venezuela, President Alvaro Uribe of Colombia, Prince Felipe of Spain, and other notable V.I.P.'s. This polo shirt comes in three levels of protection:

OPTION IIA:   9mm / 40 Smith and Wesson FMJ
OPTION II: 9mm / .357 Magnum / 38 Super / Mini Uzi submachine gun
OPTION IIIA: Uzi machine gun / MP5,MP9 submachine gun / 44 Magnum SJHP / Stab-proof"

Slightly more G than a Lacoste... Slightly. But then so is the price. Option IIIA is around $4,500. 
And why the f*ck does Steven Seagal need one of these?! I hope he realises they were movies he was in.

Sunglasses and smug smile not included. Well the glasses definitely aren't.


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