Kirk - The Mountain Captain

Shatner could be a hipster - Lets count the ways:
1. Flannel shirt - Check!
2. Tight jeans - Check!
3. Retro High-Top Sneakers - Check!
4. Ironic haircut - Check!
5. Ironic mustache/beard - Slip!
6. Gaudy synth beats - Check!
7. Fixed-gear bike - Slip! [But he's climbing a mountain so we'll let him off.
Result = 5 out of 7 - Pass! It's official...